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In a stunning move, the international porcine association announced today that they will no longer be endorsing the anatomical gift section on their drivers licenses.
Sadly without these precious donations, prescription NDT will not be able to be produced.
We asked Sally the pig what lead to this drastic decisions. “We let people use us for Bacon, Chops, ribs, but come on, enough is enough, we’re keeping our dignity and our thyroid glands.”
It was a bold move made on behalf of pigs everywhere, but Sally reported “I feel good about the decision, let the cows have a turn giving up their thyroids, those cows ain’t no good for bacon, they can give up the thyroid at least”.
Stunned thyroid patients have yet to respond to this breaking news… Especially considering none of us knew prior to today that pigs could talk.